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PAUL DANIELS.
Occupation: Magician/guru
Predicted Mental Age: 25
Marital Status: Married/Lucky
Underwear Type: Jockstrap
Luxury Item: Toffee Apple...
JEREMY BEADLE
Occupation: Retired "You've Been Framed"
Predicted Mental Age: 7
Marital Status: Jail
Underwear Type: Age 7-11 Speedos
Luxury Item: Eye Patch
JIMMY SAVILLE.
Occupation: Cult Icon
Predicted Mental Age: 18
Marital Status: Mad for it!
Underwear Type: Rip-stop Nylon Y-fronts
Luxury Item: Mother's Ashes
CHRIS EUBANK.
Occupation: Retired Boxer/Eccentric
Predicted Mental Age: 74
Marital Status: Questionable
Underwear Type: Nappies
Luxury Item: Ivory Hat Stand
CHRIS EVANS.
Occupation: Full Time Ginger
Predicted Mental Age: 21
Marital Status: Fully Paid
Underwear Type: Woolen Pants
Luxury Item: Miniature Loom
JORDAN.
Occupation: Slag
Predicted Mental Age: Unlikely
Marital Status: Excuse me??
Underwear Type: Quick-release
Luxury Item: Wooden Clogs
GERMAINE GREER.
Occupation: Feminist Author
Predicted Mental Age: 50
Marital Status: Butch/Femme?
Underwear Type: Chastity
Luxury Item: Douche
ANN WIDDICOMBE.
Occupation: Paid Liar/MP
Predicted Mental Age: Pre-Jurassic
Marital Status: To the Party
Underwear Type: Incontinence Pants
Luxury Item: Hand Puppets
DAWN FRENCH.
Occupation: Comedienne
Predicted Mental Age: 19
Marital Status: Married
Underwear Type: Micro Pants
Luxury Item: Telescopic Baton
JUDY FINNEGAN:
Occupation: Better Half
Predicted Mental Age: 15/40
Marital Status: Worst Half
Underwear Type: National Treasure
Luxury Item: One woman band suit
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